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Anonymous asked: I would love to kiss you
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss me
love you love me
Its been 25 days flying solo. The longest amount of time I’ve been away from anyone and the furthest away.
Today has been a tough day. I wish my brother warned me about this this tour. Go on contiki he said, It’ll be fun he said.
Wow another beautiful town. We’ll only be here for about an hour. Oh theres a shopping mall and a starbucks down the street. Spend your money on Key chains and shot glasses, oh look this hat says Texas on it IM in Texas!!! $50 hell yeah i got money to chuck away.
Stop for the night have some dinner now time to get trashed in local bars where we only buy corona’s or hassle the staff for bundy rums. Lets not interact with any of the locals but cos their weird. OOOh time for every one to start making empty sexual innuendos that are so dam hilarious and original. hahahahahahahaha lets all laugh! AUSTRALIA woooooo.
Don’t forget the sexism, thats my favorite part. bitches need to be in heels or your not getting in da clubs. woooooo MIAMI. I love objectifying myself for the sake of D. come one come all boys my cunts open 24/7. but OMG your a lady you cant say cunt, i hate when girls say cunt. I dont swear in front of girls because they are fragile weak little things who couldn’t handle such things and im so fucking misogynistic to even realise whats wrong with that. I’m just being a gentleman.
Now for the superficiality, lets justify every meal we eat oohh hehe im in america im tots gonna be seww fat when i get home. I ate a piece of apple pie and a slice of carrot cake im SUCH a pig hehe i have to go to the gym now so i can burn off all that JUNK eweey. OMG where are you shoes?? we’ll be on the bus all day and we’re stopping at a rest area for an hour and you have NO SHOEEES???!?!? are you ok? dont touch the bathroom door with your hands and dont even touch the toilet squat your dirty ass over that. you smoke? omg you must be soo cool i mean i’m a 27 yr old who still lives at home and im trashed off my face by 5pm every night but smoking killz OK, erm jus tryna luk afta uuuuu. Cos you know your under age over here but its not like you havn’t been doing this legally back at home for 2 years.
6 days left till LA and i can ditch this charade. Socializing and being nice to you people is more draining than the 7 am wake ups and 6 hours coach rides. I’m not saying im smarter than you all I’m just saying we’re on a different level and i just prefer not to talk to people who voted for tony abott and think suicide is funny. I can’t wait to be back around people who want to feel the earth on the feet, who don’t give a shit where the nearest mall or starbucks is, who love each other, who love animals, who love art.
I miss my friends so so so so much! I know it will be better when i get to Venice and i can meet some genuine people, Can’t wait until Idaho where i can spend time in nature and with a beautiful caring culture not obsessed with consuming endlessly. Can’t wait until Hawaii to see old faces, Can’t wait till i get home and i can see your face again, and hold you again, and laugh with you again and explore every inch of you ..again.
Dont get me wrong this country is beautiful, it just so happens my company is not.